May 2013
101 posts
badgalfashion:
riding your man like
twerk team.
There are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iPhone
Just let that sink in
“Life’s not fair. That’s why bras come in different sizes.”
– Regine Hunter, Living Single (via virtuouslyvindicated)
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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tsunamiwavesurfing:
They say a woman cancels dates because she has to
And a nigga cancels dates because he has two
I’m cancelling dates because the rent’s due
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
drunktrophywife:
being a girl is really fucking expensive
lazyexceptwhencooking:
miltonsong:
lazyexceptwhencooking:
melliegrants:
billy chambers is supposed to be dead though
Yeah but CHARLIE was supposed to kill him soooo
And Charlie was ordered to kill Billy Chambers by Huck so I could see Billy charming Charlie and paying him enough to hide him.
This is EXACTLY what I said in season 2a, just about Billy hiring Becky to kill Fitz...
MY MARRIAGE IS NOBODY'S BUSINESS...DROPS THE MIC!
corinnestark:
That was so freaking perfect! And what every politician needs to say when something like this happens!
Yes, I miss him.
“Dear Lord,
I know Scandal has finished filming but I hope your spirit moved...”
– Amen (via scandal-whipped) 